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Total Medals Earned: 9 (From 4 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 95 Points

Elf Story

Baseball Bat Unlocked 2/4/13
5 Points
You found the baseball bat!
Fanboy Unlocked 2/4/13
5 Points
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
Got Wooden Sword Unlocked 2/4/13
5 Points
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
Start Unlocked 2/4/13
5 Points
Start the game... press the play button.
Gobblo Wood Kill Unlocked 2/4/13
10 Points
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
Shrunken Head Unlocked 2/4/13
25 Points
You found the magical shrunken head!
Arrow Death 5 Points You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
Arrow To The Neck 5 Points Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
Extra Kupo 5 Points You've earned extra kupo!
Giant Fist 5 Points You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
Got Battle Dagger 5 Points The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
Got Bombs 5 Points You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
Got Soul Bangle 5 Points You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
Got Steel Sword 5 Points You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
Halfsies 5 Points You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
Impalation 5 Points You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
Skull 5 Points You found the hidden skull!
Beatdown 10 Points You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
Blue Flames 10 Points You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
Bombed 10 Points You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
Dagger To La Face 10 Points You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
Dead Bird 10 Points You found the dead blue bird!
Electrocuted 10 Points You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
Face Knifed 10 Points You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
Fatal Error 10 Points You found the only way to die in scene 1!
Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
Goober 10 Points You found the Goober action figurine!
No Defense 10 Points You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
Rock Death 10 Points You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
Spin Attack 10 Points You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
Spinning Destruction 10 Points You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
Squished 10 Points The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
Stabbered 10 Points The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Weak Defense 10 Points Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
You Should Block 10 Points Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
Controller 25 Points You found the video game controller!
Knife 25 Points You found the knife!
Poop 25 Points You found bird poop! Yay!
Game Won 50 Points You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
Ogre Destroyed 50 Points You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

Medals Earned: 6/44 (55/500 points)

Ridiculous Text Adventures

You are a murderer Unlocked 2/28/17
25 Points
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
How stupid are you? 5 Points Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
Suicide 5 Points You monster.
That was smart 5 Points What you should have done is really obvious.
Your pants are on fire 5 Points Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
AI never gives up 25 Points You found a stalker!
Undiscovered, but also working as a toilet cleaner 25 Points Good luck with your new career.
Nailed the interview 50 Points You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
You are the chair 50 Points And you should be damn proud.
The only kind of emotional ending in the entire game 100 Points ...
You made a deal! 100 Points I hope you chose the money.

Medals Earned: 1/11 (25/395 points)

Shop Empire Fable

contractor Unlocked 3/1/17
5 Points
Build your first booth
crowded 5 Points Visited by 75 visitors
nice team 10 Points Hire all kind of staff
rich man 10 Points Have 500.000 G
jackpot 25 Points Earn 20.000 G profit in a day
lucky day 25 Points Earn 10.000 G profit in a day
mega defense 25 Points Catch total 500 thieves and saboteur cumulative
millionaire 25 Points Have 1.000.000 G
ultra defense 25 Points Catch total 100 thieves and saboteur cumulative
ultra famous 25 Points Popularity reach 50%
favorited 50 Points Visited by All Special Visitor
mega famous 50 Points Popularity reach 100%
mega combo 100 Points Unlock All Combination List
slow motion Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/480 points)

When Goats Join Cults Demo

Boom! Roasted Unlocked 3/5/17
10 Points
You were literally roasted.
So Close 25 Points Secret handshakes are such a bummer.
You Are Naked And Stupid 25 Points Put some clothes on. No one wants to see that.
Make Love, Not Goats 50 Points Well, that was disgusting.
Hooray? 100 Points You are officially a cannibal.
Shameless 100 Points Please give me money. Please.

Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/310 points)